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Joseph. 19 and out to get revenge on the world, mastering the dark art of lazymancy. Proficient in the 3Rs (reads, writes, does arithmetic). Likes music, film, tv and tomato sauce on everything.

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My parents were shit scared when they arrived. I was surprised that they locked themselves in their bedroom and huddled under the blankets. I went in and asked them what was wrong, and they told me we were in that movie. I understood immediately, pursed my lips and muttered under my breath, “Let’s flush out this ghost.”

Because apparently they were being haunted by a ghost. I turned on all the lights in the house and opened all the doors. When something weird would happen, I would immediately run to the source of the noise and look for the fucking ghost. I wasn’t successful in the first few tries but I had a good look at it by the 6th manifestation. It was a gremlin ghost with hollow eyes, twigs in its hair and a white dress.

My parents and I chased it outside to our lawn, now an acre across. A bunch of mercs on different vehicles drive in from around the corner into our lawn and ask me, “Is this the Oranos’?” to which I reply yes. They try to run us over with their motorcycles, bulldozers, Zambonis, lawnmowers,  wheat harvesting machines and stuff. They also had blunt weapons with them.

I think I picked up a bat and smashed around half of them before I woke up.